A Collection of Poetry

[ironia]

Title: A Collection of Poetry
((this would, of course, be pronounced "poetrahh"))

Summary: One night while messing around in Kenny's Animal Crossing town, Cartman and Kenny decide to use the chat function to write lines of poetry back and forth, weaving joint poems together. This is the result.

Fandom: South Park

Warnings: language, sexual themes, racial and cultural insensitivity, crackishness

Notes: Cartman and Kyle were written for by myself, and Kenny was written for by Eboni (www.ebonifragaria.deviantart.com)

[ironia]

A Collection of Poetry, by
E. T. Cartman
K. McCormick
K. B. Broflovski

A Plea
Help.
Drowning.
I can’t swim with shoes on.
Why didn’t I listen to mother?
But It’s too late now. Too late, too late.
My death is nigh.

Happiness
Happiness-
Is the only true music.
It blossoms from our souls
After much whipping.

Of Puberty
Needles are
Spindly and long, like
Her hair,
Shiny, strawlike,
Fantastic.

Thoughts
Dude.
Ramble.
Eggs on a homey blue china plate.
Minnesota.

Pictures
Caravan.
Gypsy-whores.
Tambourine.
Hippies, Flowers, Bees.
Summertime in Iowa.

A Lesson from Grandmother
All my friends are pouting
Grandmama is shouting
Reaching for her rifle
My friends light up a trifle
Though I try to warn them
Grandma keeps on aimin’
One by one they run-
Now they don’t pout none

Essence of Kenny
g0 g0 p0w3r r4ng3r5

Ew.
Gigantic
Women
Rape
Knowingly
Small children.

Ulcers
Ulcers
You worry, but why?
Living dull, robotic lives,
Fruitless flies,
There is no hope for your souls.

Juden
Jews
Are people too, asshole

“Self-Depreciation”, also known as “Sarcasm”
Jews
Have big noses
Hahaha
They suck

Belligerence
Obese assholes
Look disgusting
Like ur mom!!

Art
Lumpy snoman
Looks like semen
I cum into a mold
And let it harden
It’s fucking art

The ‘Fro
A Mass of Red
Uncontrollable Psychic Power
Ominous Somehow
The Burning Bush
Of Kyle’s Hair

[Zombie Candy!]

LoL. Nice work.
'Jews
Are people too, asshole.'

[ironia]

Thanks. ^^